GDPR Compliance

We take your privacy very seriously.

Data We Collect

Everything. Your email, your endpoints, your IP address, your browser fingerprint, your mouse movements, and that thing you searched for at 2am (it required SPID).

Data Deletion

When you delete your account, we perform a soft delete. This means we set deleted_at = NOW() and pretend the data doesn't exist, just like the rest of the internet. Your data lives forever in our backups, archived logs, and that one developer's local database dump from 2019.

Your Rights

You have the right to request your data. We have the right to take 30 business days to respond. You have the right to be forgotten. We have the right to forget that you asked.

Cookies

By continuing to exist on this website, you consent to all cookies, future cookies, and cookies that haven't been invented yet. We also share data with 463 "trusted partners" whose names we lost in a spreadsheet somewhere.

Third Parties

We share your data with third parties for "legitimate business purposes," which is legal speak for "money." These third parties have pinky-promised to be nice with your data.

Contact

Questions? Complaints? Email our DPO at /dev/null. Average response time is 6-8 weeks, depending on how good my Instagram feed is.